Jokes
One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how,
but every time I run through that maze and ring the
bell, he gives
me a piece of cheese.
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
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What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
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