Jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:
4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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